Plan 76 milestone B, drift/bug row 4. 43 API handlers answered HTTP 500 from
their own `except Exception`, so the global 500 handler never ran — and that
handler was the ONLY caller of error_log_service.record_error(source='backend').
Every one of those crashes was absent from /monitoring/errors, and the page read
empty precisely because someone had "handled" them.
35 of the 43 also returned str(exc) to the caller. Two returned the full
traceback (templates.py, which also print()ed it), and several logged with a
locally-minted uuid4 'ref' that correlated with nothing but a log line.
The recording side of the 500 handler moves to app/error_reporting.py, so it is
importable rather than reachable only by not-catching:
record_unexpected(exc) -> logs, rolls the session back, records, returns
the request id
unexpected_response(exc) -> the above plus the documented crash body
The 500 handler now calls the same pair, so there is one recorder rather than
one recorder and 43 routes that quietly opted out of it.
Caller-visible change on those endpoints: the body is now the documented
{'error': 'Internal server error', 'status': 500, 'code': 'internal_error',
'request_id': ...} instead of the exception text. That is the point — an
unexpected exception's text is written for whoever reads the log and routinely
carries connection strings, absolute paths, and SQL. The request id is the part
a caller can act on, and it matches the row in the error log. No frontend code
read the 'ref' or 'trace' keys this drops (checked).
Two sites keep their own wording and call record_unexpected instead: sso.py's
login failures should not read as a generic crash on the login page.
docker.py's bulk endpoint keeps its per-item `results` — the caller's half-done
work survives, only the exception text is dropped.
Ratchet: tests/unreported_crash_census.py + its test, held at **0**, not a
legacy baseline to shrink. It counts blanket handlers that answer 500 without
calling either reporter, and is scoped to app/api — a service catching an
exception and returning a value is making a domain decision, not declaring an
HTTP crash. Verified non-vacuous: an injected handler fails it, and it passes
again on revert.
Measured and deliberately still open: 56 API handlers swallow a crash and
answer 200. A failure reported as success is worse, but converging it is
milestone C's response-envelope work, not this row.
Gate: tests/test_unexpected_error_reporting.py (11, including the two that pin
why the old shape lost the crash), test_unreported_crash_ratchet.py (9), and
the 66 test files covering every touched module: 1105 passed, 7 skipped, 1
pre-existing Windows-only failure (test_fleet_doctor's socket.gaierror).
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>